That line is the anthem of burnout culture 😅 — sounds like you’re running on fumes and sheer willpower. If you’re “surviving on vibes, nicotine, and caffeine,” here’s a humorous but gentle reality check:
☕💨 Your Current Diet:
Vibes: Zero calories, zero nutrients, 100% delusion-powered.
Nicotine: Gives your brain a kick and your lungs a smack.
Caffeine: Keeps your heart thumping so hard it feels like it's cheering for you.
🧠 But Seriously...
If that’s your current fuel, your body might be asking for:
Water (your organs will love you).
A real meal (protein, fiber, something green that isn’t mold).
Sleep (you know, that thing you're skipping).
🧘♂️ Life Upgrade Combo:
Switch one cigarette for a 5-minute walk.
Swap one energy drink for a smoothie or actual breakfast.
Take a power nap instead of your 4th espresso.
