Kaal (2005) (3/12)

Here’s what you need to know: Shahrukh Khan and Malaika Arora feature in a steamy title track and everything goes downhill from there. Nat Geo sends wildlife expert John Abraham a disc that explains to him that tiger poaching has suddenly spiked, so he decides to visit Orbit Park in order to investigate. Meanwhile, Vivek Oberoi and his friends are on a holiday with guns to shoot some small game, until they’re coaxed to aim for something bigger, orange-r, and whose name rhymes with liger. They then meet Kali Pratap Singh (Ajay Devgn) and horrific things begin happening, including a human beheading caused by a flying car door (yes, I’m serious).